Bigamy: one wife too many.
Monogamy: same thing.
Marriage advice? Absolutely not. 😂
A perfectly deadpan T-shirt for husbands, wives, newlyweds, longtime survivors of matrimony, and anyone who appreciates a joke that probably shouldn't be included in the wedding vows.
Simple typography keeps the punchline front and center—because this one really doesn't need any help.
Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit
Feel: Soft, substantial, lived-in Comfort Colors feel
Perfect for anniversaries, bachelor parties, married friends, or people who enjoy sleeping on the couch.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
