Scientists have spent decades trying to explain why nobody can catch Bigfoot.
We have a theory.
BIGFOOT RUNS ON COFFEE.
That's why you've never caught him.
Featuring a highly caffeinated Sasquatch hauling ass through the wilderness with coffee in hand, proving once again that the problem isn't finding Bigfoot.
You're just too slow.
Perfect for Bigfoot believers, coffee addicts, hikers, campers, runners, cryptid hunters, and anyone who understands that caffeine isn't a beverage. It's propulsion. 😂
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a worn-in look and soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for lasting construction
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Sewn-in label; available in 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
