You drove for hours. Hiked deep into the woods. Waited patiently. Kept your camera ready.
And then, for approximately three seconds, you saw a hairy guy walking away behind some trees.
⭐☆☆☆☆
TERRIBLE VIEW.
WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.
This retro-style Bigfoot shirt captures the authentic Sasquatch-sighting experience: distant, partially obstructed, and just clear enough to ensure nobody believes you.
Perfect for Bigfoot believers, cryptid hunters, campers, hikers, outdoorsmen, and anyone who appreciates the fact that after decades of searching for Bigfoot, apparently nobody has thought to bring a decent camera.
Come for the legend. Stay for the obstructed view.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft yet durable
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit for sturdy comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; available in 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
