Finally, a speeding defense backed by quantum mechanics. 😂
A nerdy physics joke inspired by Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle: the more precisely you know a particle’s position, the less precisely you can know its momentum—and vice versa.
Perfect for physicists, physics teachers, science students, engineers, professors, quantum mechanics fans, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires just enough education to be dangerous.
Wear it to class, the lab, a science convention—or your next traffic stop. Results may vary.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, long-lasting fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
