Your Move, Jesus – Student Loan to Vodka Funny T-Shirt

So what if Jesus turned water into wine?

I turned an entire student loan into vodka once.

Your move, Jesus. 😂

Biblical miracles are impressive, but have you ever seen what a college student can accomplish with borrowed money and questionable judgment?

This gloriously inappropriate design charts the miraculous transformation from water → wine → Higher Education Vodka, complete with a graduation cap and an 80 Proof diploma from the University of Bad Decisions.

Perfect for college students, graduates, teachers, bartenders, theology majors, and anyone still wondering exactly where all that student-loan money went.

Printed on the soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt for that broken-in, lived-in feel from day one.

Higher Education Vodka — 80 Proof.

Majoring in questionable decisions.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort

- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 62 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean